that’s my evil twin
that’s my evil twin
omg yes I am All About This
This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged
i feel like i can’t go anywhere anymore without people soothsaying my downfall. even the cashier at taco bell was all “the flock of crows taken to following you portent a disastrous and blah blah fucking blah,” i get it, i’m about to undergo a storm of tribulation, what frickin ever
the origin of Ouija boards is funny if you think about it, like they’re part of another country’s (China) ancient history that was practiced until one emperor decided, “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice.
then centuries later an old businessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”
Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh
could u imagine
i think thats crazy cool, but can you imagine how much thats worth since its obviously a manufacture error in the color. making it exclusive green
yo how many eggs did it take you to hatch that shiny 3ds
never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry
i love you chongo
It’s subtle but if you look closely someone cared enough about this meme to add the reflection of the text in the water.
songs by florence and the machine make me feel like i need to run barefoot through a misty forest wearing a flower crown
and reveal my true demon form as i burn the forest and everything in it down
Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.
who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER