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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

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real gamestop story

neckbearcl:

me, nerd girl: *walk into game spoot*

large heaving neckbear: uh fake geek cheeto dorito makes me anger

me: uh superwholock loki master chief 

neckbear: -_-

me: pwnd -_-

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wildhogs2007:

ytttrium:

wildhogs2007:

ytttrium:

wildhogs2007:

ytttrium:

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise who?

Mayonnaise a lot of knock knock jokes goin around tonight

I think we pronounce Mayonnaise differently

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  • #vomit #emetophobia
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>bowling with puffoflogic

>throw a gutterball

>say “i’m bad at video games”

>repeat

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ambulanceinertia:

please watch this person shred on a hurdy gurdy

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  • sonicchiOUt of curiosity, what is your opinion on CaitxMiss Forune?
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    I don’t ship them as a couple but I can see Miss Fortune teaching Cait how to hold down Bilgewater liquor.. 

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